Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Buddha and me



Sawatdi krap and konichi wa...

I've just returned from a needed trip to Bangkok and Tokyo. Shot loads of images, spent time with family and friends and had a great time. I am glad to be back but sad to leave the big cities for the solitude of Hawaii. Quiet is good though. Bangkok and Tokyo are noisy 24 hours a day. I felt as if my lungs and head would burst from the pollution and humidity in BKK and my ears and eyes would fall off/out from all the stimulus in Tokyo.

So much more to say but will say soon as well as share images and thoughts.

I do have to mention I got to see a high school friend whom I've haven't seen for decades. It was good to see Sant or as he is now called Cheksant. I have great stories to talk about with him.

Be back soon.

Monday, September 21, 2009

OUCH!



ITAI!


Yes, yes...hairy leg...blah blah...

BUT this is what you get when you slip on the rocks at the beach...while holding a camera...


the camera is fine.

I have raspberries on my leg, arm, and shoulder (left side) and all my camera got was a dusting of sand...well, I hope. I haven't developed the film nor have a I checked the focus but I didn't hear the sickening sound of metal hitting rock. I heard and felt the scrape of flesh hitting rock and coral though. Yukako was shocked as she said my only goal as I plunged to earth was to keep the camera from taking a dive. Body and bone...well...they heal. Glass and metal do not.

This is a testimony to the strength of a camera...well...


well...maybe its the handler who has it all.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Volcano




Last month Felicity, and NY Times writer and I, drove around the south side of the Big Island from Kona to Hilo in search of alternative energy.

Story can be read here on the NY Times site and the multimedia piece can be found here.

Good stuff all around as it made you think about alternative energy sources and the controversy that surrounds it. Hawaiian activist are against geothermal plants mining steam to convert into energy...yet...the geothermal plant is on dangerous ground as they are built in the rift zone where lava from Kilauea could easily flow.

Ironically, the geothermal plant can harvest tons of energy but still have to deliver their product via HELCO. HELCO has the monopoly on the energy transportation lines hence an inflated price of energy for all the users in Hawaii.

We could look for other alternatives like wind, wave, etc...but we run the gamut of pissing off some group who say we'd disrupt bird migration patterns, surf breaks, or Pele herself. Maybe we should stop breathing...

Thursday, September 10, 2009

this guy got it right...

great blog piece on the price of a new M9.

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

999 and the M9.



Today on the 9th, Leica released their newest M body, the M9. The camera is full frame 18 megapixel camera. Looks promising but the asking price is starting at $6,995. Might be cheaper at discounters like bhphoto.com but is roughly $7K.

Thats a lot of dough for a camera that might be somewhat limiting in compared to today's baddest cameras. Canon's newest release is the Canon 7D, an 18 megapixel HD video camera for less than $2,000. The Canon does have a smaller APS-C sensor, meaning its much smaller than the full frame camera bodies (the Leica is full frame) so that accounts for its much cheaper price.



The Canon, sadly will end up on the junk heap after a few years as it doesn't seem to be a highly machined tool unable to stand up to the rigors of professional use (dropping, rain, dust, rolling around the front seat of a car, etc...) I don't mean to imply its not a good or even great camera but it probably isn't made tough. The camera is not professional grade. Would I purchase it? Well...depends on how much money I have to spend. I might not use it for my bigger jobs but other easy simple jobs, for sure. Would I use it for HD video...surely. Would I use it in the rain at a football game? Probably will conk out. Would I use that new M9 in the rain? What are you crazy? Get a $7,000 camera wet?

The Leica would be a dream to own but its a bit impractical. My good friend David (who is a bit of a cameraphile) told me that his European father held "Leica with great reverence. "The Leica, now that's a camera."" Leica is and it still is a great camera. Its machined well and made to last. The lenses are top notch and 50 year old lenses still hold a premium. However, their latest price point and their newest lenses are well out of most pros and middle class hands. Lens prices start at $1,800 and move close to $6000. Now we are talking about a 24mm F1.4 lens for six grand! Canon's equivalent lens is $1700 and its autofocus. Now I am not one to compare lenses and you readers and can say what you want about the quality of German engineering and bokeh blah blah, however, at least for me, a client doesn't care if the lens is $6,000 or $1,700. Just get the shot and the job done.



Assuming you already own Leica lenses, for the price of $7,000 for the M9, you would have to shoot close to 700 rolls of film (assuming film is $10/roll) to break even with the new digital body. That is roughly 252,000 frames or pictures. I have surely shot that with my Canons over the months or years I've owned my three camera bodies. I make 99.9% of my money off those three cameras. I am not saying that I couldn't make that kinda of dough off an M9 or two but the diversification of lenses, accessories, etc...is cheaper, easier to use, and again cheaper.

World War II, Korea, and Vietnam introduced the middle class to the Japanese cameras. GIs stationed in Asia could purchase a Leica knock off for next to nothing. After the war, Japan created really great imitation German cameras. Although Leica was far superior, the Japanese cameras were cheaper. GIs saw these imitations at the PX and took them back to America. The Japanese learned how to make cheaper and consequently better cameras over time and basically took over the middle class camera sales in the West. And obviously, the single lens reflex camera became far superior than the rangefinder. Yet, Leica was still highly regarded due to their superior quality but also for the fact their prices were much higher than a Kodak or Canon camera, then and even now. Leica became the doctor's camera, Nikon/Canon/Kodak became the working man's camera. Leica is elite. Canon is common.



Funny I get stopped all the time by strangers to ask me about my Leica when I'm on the street. Its amazing how people react. Its as if I have a Ferrari strapped around my neck. In reality, I am a poseur with a used camera and lens so I am not really a rich guy pretending to be one.

Again, Leica has made a great tool. Word is not out on the quality of the Kodak sensor inside the M9 but the quality of cameras at this level should all be great...and if it not, what a waist!

I won't run out and buy one just yet. I will wait till the M10 or M11 is released and pick up a used body for a quarter of the price. Readers, at this point, you must know that all digital cameras are all computers which at some point will all need to be upgraded. My Canon Mark IIs are doing a fine job right now. There is no reason to replace them with anything just yet but that time is coming. I will have to shell out $5-8,000 for a new body with x amount of megapixels and HD capability and whatnot. I will need new accessories and new gadgets as well as new flash cards to manage those new huge files. Along with that, my current Intel Mac won't be able to handle that new huge file and I will be forced to cough up another couple of thousand dollars for a new machine, new hard drive, storage, etc...

I will never catch up as technology just keeps going and we camera fools are eagerly waiting to dump our dollars at newest and best bit out there. I myself will wait. I will wait till my clients say its time. I don't really care to play the game but when I do...well...hello Mastercard.

My friend David also said to me today he remembers his brother bringing home a new Nikkormat camera back in the 70s or so. That camera is still great. It might not have all those new bells and whistles the marketers want us to purchase but put a roll of film in it, snap a few images, take the roll to Costco, get it scanned and wham! you got an image. That camera probably cost his brother a few hundred bucks. Take a few bucks for a roll of film, etc.. and you are still on top. Take a new Leica M9, shoot 36 frames, uploaded onto your new Intel Mac, and remember, you have 6999 rolls of film to go.

Monday, September 07, 2009

A sign around town

Took a walk today...found a few funny things.



Its obvious the non English speaking sign maker (its a Korean bar/restaurant) was trying to say Karaoke* but couldn't figure out the correct spelling in English. I don't know what the Asian script characters mean but I will find out.

As the owner of the facility, I would have made sure the sign maker spelled it right. Well, maybe I didn't know how to spell it myself. ?????


*according to Wikipedia, "Karaoke is the Japanese blending of two words...Japanese kara 空 "empty," and ōkesutora オーケストラ "orchestra."






People were sitting at this bus stop near Don Quxiote. I was surprised yet I didn't smell anything too bad as we walked by. I was curious at how much urine someone had to make to have the city come out and put up this official sign and danger tape.
I hope they washed their hands.

I can't help but to wonder at the person who had the task of writing this sign. At least they spelled urine correct. Knowing Hawaii, I am surprised the sign artist didn't replace urine with shi shi.

If the city didn't want anyone to sit at the bus stop they should have written...

Oh, no sit cuz plenny shi shi ovah hear.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Mercenary

From Wikipedia....

a freelancer, freelance worker, or freelance is a self-employed person who pursues a profession without a long-term commitment to any particular employer. The term was first used by Sir Walter Scott (1771–1832) in Ivanhoe to describe a "medieval mercenary warrior" or "free-lance".

Today I figured out I am a mercenary. I've always figured but here is the proof.

Trade the lance for a camera and off we go, shooting all in sight.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Shadows, digital, and a snap...



I have a collection of the Best of Photojournalism books from the early to mid 1980's which taught me how to see things as a photographer. How to expose film to get a feeling, capture a moment, and use the darkroom as a tool to make an image snap. As a young dreamy photographer, I would peruse image after image from revolutionary Nicaragua, Jewish immigrants in South Beach, and crack heads in New York City. That grainy portrait, the dark shadows and poppy highlights. Creative darkroom work made those images even better. I mean really really powerful. Those books made me dream of the day I would run around the world with an Nikon F3HP, a pocket full of Tri-X, and a few Nikkor primes.

Alas, those days are gone. Everything...youthful naivety, the desire to be a war correspondent and that pocket full of Tri-X. Film, sure it still around, but digital is king. I still use it but 99.9% of all of my jobs are purely from my Canon digital bodies.

I shot this bike rack with my Leica and a 1970s Summilux 35mm lens. I had to do a little "dodging and burning" in photoshop but nothing more. Well, a little tweaking in levels but really, its the film. The film was not able to resolve the shadows and expose the highlights properly. Sure I could have exposed a little differently but shooting a stop under really made this graphic snap. Digital would have captured this scene completely different. Even if I were to have dropped my exposure a few stops under, I don't think it would have recorded this type of feeling. Digital has taken the magic out of photography.

I don't think my photo above is something that special but it shows where and how I sometimes look at the world. In reality, I don't think this image would have looked the way it does if it was shot digitally. Digital has way too much resolution and I would have had a great exposure with plenty detail in the shadow areas.



I shot this image this afternoon from my lanai err...balcony today and I kinda got the same shadow effect but the digital file just recorded too much. I completely played with this image to make a darker shadow but it wouldn't budge. Its interesting but what snaps more?

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Bueller...Bueller...Bueller



Jason was Ducky; Larry was possibly the not-so-smart jock; Brenda was the alternative rebel chick; Chris was totally Bender, spray paint and all. Hong was the token Asian; Paul was the nerd turn cool with age white guy, Diane was the sweetheart, Katie was the one who wore too much makeup, Amy was the teacher's daughter...and me...well, let someone else describe in a Hughesian definition.

Was I Bender, nah...not even close. Ducky? Well...I wasn't that nerdy? Jake Ryan? No that was more Diego but he didn't go to school with us. Keith Nelson? Maybe a combo of Keith, Ducky, some of Ferris humor, and a little bit of Bender mixed in (well...thats a leap!) Who knows...maybe the guys above should describe me in not so nice terms. There was the girl I couldn't have, the musical soundtracks to those sweaty spring nights at NIOSA, the great parties where I tried to climb a flag pole with the then Mayor's daughter, the girls at Driver's Ed, gosh...so much. Our lives were Hughesian.

Oh, there was also Sant was the crazy Asian exchange student. Oscar was the heartthrob, Diana was the heartbreaker, who else? We could go on forever.

I guess we kids of the 80s all had our Breakfast Club/Sixteen Candles/Ferris Bueller moments. I had just broken into my self awareness period when Hughes was hip and Ringwall was hipper. I still remember Molly dancing on the staircase during detention. I mean she said it all...well at least all I wanted to be and wanted when right before the start of Thomas Jefferson High School.

I do remember seeing Ferris Bueller's Day Off at Santiko's Northwest 14 (or was it 12) Theater with Steven Mayer. I don't think he fit into our Hughes definition as he was a Jehova's Witness. Never bore witness to me. Cool guy, I guess.

I remember watching the Breakfast Club at Jess's house. It was recorded from HBO onto a video tape. I think Lisa someone or another gave it to me. And God knows how many times I've seen Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink in recent times. Its like on TV constantly. I actually saw an episode of Whatever Martha and Molly was a guest. Her and Martha were making something...again, God only knows what.

So on to the picture...

We walking east in midtown when my jaw dropped open. My heart rate spiked. My god...its Ferris Bueller. Well I knew not to call him Ferris as he was in the middle of great success with the Producers musical. But still...this was Ferris Bueller to me. He wasn't anything else.

I fumbled for my then Yashica T4 point and shoot and gave it to Yukako to snap a photo. I was so damn happy. I still am. Diane loves this picture. It took me a while to find the neg as it was buried under a ton of other negs. I knew I had to find it and scan it as my small memorial to John Hughes. Hughes make Broderick into a superstar.

He knew the drill He put his arm on my back. I think he was filled with a mild annoyance or maybe depression as he knew from my age that I only knew him as Ferris, nothing more. Well what the hell did he expect? So I joked with him, took the photo, and sent him off. Typical New Yorker. We just kept walking away but chatting. I told him he should have named their kid Ferris. HA. I got the last laugh.

Out of all the celebs I met, photographed, talked to or just ran into, this is the only guy that really had me star struck. Major. I saw and worked with all sorts of celebs in New York and Hawaii. I was once in a room with Bill Gates. Alone. I mean I could have been in the history books. I also remember standing on 43rd and 9th Ave next to Harrison Ford. He had a beard, wore a baseball hat, and glasses. Sorry Indiana, you were so recognizable. I was only a few days into New York on that cold winter morning. He looked a bit homeless. So did I. For the first few months in Manhattan, I wore two coats as I wasn't sure I was gonna make it through the following winter. I wore a green wind breaker and some Goodwill Special tweed coat. I was a mess.

Sadly, Hughes, the guy who set the definition of high school and teen life for me and millions died a year short of my 20th high school reunion. Going? Hell no. Not even close. All the people I know and want to see are where they are. I don't need to find them. And I surely don't want anyone finding me.

Check out this great Hughes youtube vid.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Safety First



Had a interesting job on the Big Island at a geothermal plant. It uses geothermal energy to produce electrical energy. A bit controversial as some native Hawaiian groups are upset their god Pele is being used as a source for energy and thus, taken advantage of...but its also controversial as the power plant sits atop an active volcanic area and the active rift zone. Earthquakes and possible lava flows could disrupt or even destroy the plant. The plant is very stable yet in a way, very unstable.

Well, at least my toes are protected. As we got access to shoot the plant, we were made to wear these steel-toe slip ons as well as other protective gear...helmets, googles, etc. But the toe protection was a really cool thing. I'd buy them.

Monday, August 03, 2009

McContinue Pt II




FASCINATING!

I watched Monday's edition of Democracy Now on Olelo Ch 54 and the entire episode was dedicated to the food industry and how, funny, "Bacon as a weapon of Mass Destruction."

No, not bacon... but all bacon consists of is fat, salt and sugar. Kinda sounds like what all fast food is, no? Actually sounds like what all food we eat consist of...

So the program discusses how the food industry is processing food and we are getting fatter and so forth.

You can listen to the Democracy Now podcast off of Itunes for free or go to their website at www.democracynow.org.

The show is linked here.

What struck me is their description of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets (yes! our preserved friend!) as...

highly addictive product, pumped full of all sorts of flavorings and chemicals that you would then dip in this fat- and sugar-, salt-laden sauce. And on average, a Chicken McNugget has twice as much fat as a McDonald’s hamburger.

Ouch. And they don't begin to discuss the preservatives that keep our little friend alive.

After toss and turn night of deep thoughts of MrMcfriend, I couldn't help but wonder what I am going to have in that zip lock a year from now. Two years...might I have a heirloom to pass on to my grandchildren? Might future explorers find McNuggets buried in archeological sites?

People will dig up old New York and find undigested McNuggets in the skeletal remains of someone in Harlem?

Sunday, August 02, 2009

McContinue....



Its already August...the McNugget is still going strong. To recap, I found this escapee behind the flatscreen in May and it was from a batch of McNuggets I brought home one evening after a fun night of carousing around town.

Read my last few post to get more of the info on how he (maybe she) escaped. I took a look at the zip lock where I placed it and still no change. I decided to get radical with it. I took it out and gave it a good squeeze. The outer crust began to crumble...quiet nicely, as if it was still fresh. The cooking oil oozed onto my fingers coating them waxily (is that a word?) and I had to wipe my hands.

So after a few squeezes, I decided to dissect the bugger and tried to snap it in half. I figured it would go as the crust was cracking and crumbling but it wouldn't break. I had to get a pair of scissors and actually cut it in half, with lots of force. I mean I really had to squeeze those scissors to make that Mcdud snap in half. Now I got a McTwo.

The mystery chicken meat seems dark and greasy. Bits of fat glisten and from the looks of it, still seems edible. It did not give any distinct odor other than a lightly stale smell from being in a zip lock since May but that's it. No obvious fungus or any type of organic material has formed either.

Now this is whats bothering me. After a week, bananas bruise and begin to rot. I've found tomatoes in the bottom of the crisper that have rotten through and through. I've had milk convert to yogurt and papayas brewing themselves into alcohol. But McNothing on the McNugget. The McNugget is not growing fungus or mold. This is really odd and to think we eat this stuff...its really scary. Might this not digest in our belly?

A quick search online lead me to a few sources on what McNuggets really are...whether this stuff is true or not I don't know. I am just quickly noting a few things...

This one article noted McNuggets are actually 56% corn...which does make sense in a way as the nugget is coated in batter. It also notes the meat is pulverized chicken and all these other nasty bits of industrial might. What is odd is that this article note the McNugget does have traces of tertiary butyl hydroquinone (TBHQ) which is a petroleum product used for stabilizing various foods etc..."thus retarding development of rancidity...increasing shelf life.

Article can be found here...

Rense

Seems that preservative can be found in lots of other food products so its probably very difficult to stop ingesting this stuff. Could it be bad? Well, obesity increases around the world as globalization takes hold. People stop eating home grown stuff for packaged stuff. No one has time to sit down and cook any longer so we let big business feed us.

Does big business have our best interest in heart? Doubt it...just look at how long this McNugget has lasted.



Lets see what happens in a few more weeks now that I've McCut the McNugget.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

666



I had to make a quick post and note the number of US visitors I've had on my blog.

Here is the homage to the counter.

666


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5fd7m7Gow

I love Godzilla, the Wolfman, and Steve Harris's nimble fingers on that Fender bass. I think there is a clip from a Three Stooges movie where they fight monsters. Funny.

Speaking of bass, this Japanese guy wearing a mask really rocks out.

Japan's Iron Maiden.

The mask is really great.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

New cover...yummy food.



Food...I eat it, I trained to shoot it, but I never do. Well, that isn't exactly true as I did shoot lots of Honolulu restaurants for a national guide book yet the way I trained...8x10 or 4x5 camera, food stylist, props, etc...just don't translate to shooting food the way I see it and the way my clients like it done...quickly.

Yet, food shooters like Ric Cohn and Dick Frank really knew their stuff and because of them, I do understand how food should shot.

The cover of Modern Luxury wasn't my favorite shot of the series as I had a different vision...




but looking at how the art direction was done at the end of the day, I realize they had the right shot. It is dynamic and really does stand out. And like I said, for never really shooting food, I didn't do too bad.



I also got to shoot a few chefs and Chef Kobayashi over at Cafe Miro was a fun quick shot. The shot was the opener in the recent Modern Luxury issue.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

favorites



what more is there to say?

A return....and the turtle Pomeranian...and the end.



I haven't posted in some time, close to a month. I don't know why I haven't been writing other than work got in the way, the summer malaise, and well, things I've just forgotten to do.

But I'm back.

So as Kodak announced this summer they will cease production of Kodachrome, I figured I better shoot a few rolls for posterity and participate in the end of what some considered the best film on the market. I'm posting a few new scans from my last rolls of Kodachrome. I never was a big fan of slide film as it takes nerve and skill to properly expose E6 and surely, it isn't a forgiving film. You had to know what you were doing, understanding exposure, etc...for if you were slightly off, your film would be completely ruined. I shot four rolls of this K-14 film and many of the frames were underexposed with few being right on the dot.



The way I learned to snap photos is to just push the button worry about the exposure later. I think I've mused about the inner taking over when a camera is in my hands, that feeling of something just happening, no control, no thinking just a snap, capture, and forward of the frame. That inner jazz, that subtle creative stuff pushing out through the lens blah blah and other self absorbed dribble. Tri-X or Plus-X into the Nikon F3HP and fire away. Five frames a second! To put a technical film like chrome into my hands, just crumples my creativity as I worry too much about the exposure and the decisive moment vanishes. I learned to shoot on negative film which will forgive a majority of exposure mistakes but lacks what some feel is that look only chrome film gives.

And it does have a feel and look that is by far, a far stretch from what digital can capture. Steve McCurry's famous shot of the Afghan girl was shot on Kodachrome. The stuff made legends.



Alas, digital once again reared its head in the market place and killed old technology. As the word processor killed the typewriter, new technology lays waist to Koadchrome. As negative film allowed me the courage to take pictures, digital is making everyone and anyone a photographer. You don't have to be technically savvy with a camera to make amazing shots. So much can be corrected in post production including exposures, etc...its quiet amazing how the market has had tremendous growth. Millions upon millions of images are being uploaded on the web and its not stopping. Its great as new talent, new creative ideas, and new forms of art are being seen every day. Sadly, it has cheapened the market as art buyers, magazines, and creative industries are finding it cheaper to produce photographs thus lowering pay. Once the photo business was run by a few extremely talented people with both tech and creative skills. Now, its run by kids with mad skills in Photoshop.

You don't need Kodachrome to capture what McCurry did back in the 80s. Funny, the article linked above states "McCurry, now one of the film's most famous users, will expose one of the last rolls of Kodachrome this summer."

Well, I've exposed my last few rolls of Kodachrome this summer...I beat him to it!

I walked around Waikiki and Ala Moana Beach Park with my Leica and a few thoughts of what I'd like to see on my film. I opened my new entry with Honu, the Pomeranian. I saw him one late afternoon in front of the Hale Koa hotel with his owner. Honu, meaning turtle in Hawaiian, was dressed in dark goggles and a Lakers jersey. He was cute. I asked the owner if he was single and he he merrily laughed stating he was married as a group of supa-kawaii Japanese girls gushed over Honu-chan.



I shot the Kodachrome over a few days just to keep my mind busy and found all sorts of interesting views and things around Waikiki beaches. I found myself too concerned with the film inside the camera and felt I wasn't really pushing myself to see things differently. I did make some images but don't know what I would have gotten if I had shot with regular film.

I did feel Kodachrome didn't necessarily capture that magic older pros raved about. I didn't find myself floating on the lyrics of Paul Simon as magic danced in front of my 35mm lens. Its just film. Film that is a pain to get developed and scan. Sure maybe I didn't do the best of jobs in exposure and whatnot but I've gotten so used to digital in many ways, I am part of the problem with the demise of slide film. Yet, modern negative film is almost as good if not better. But to discuss this is like arguing the merits of Coke or Pepsi. Yet out of it all, film is not user friendly...well for that matter, no film or digital is user friendly. You have create it.

George Lee said films like Kodachrome (which started production in 1935) were great but look too much time to develop. Turn over, in his opinion, lead to the demise of slow process film. E6 and C41 films were quicker and easier to process. Kodachrome did have a romantic edge to it as the palate was rich and colors vibrant. But as I stated above the film was limited and modern technology created new films and all was replaced by digital. Digital is instant---a computerized polaroid.

I did have to send my four rolls of Kodachrome to the only lab (its seems) in the world which still develops K-14 film. Dwayne's Photo in Kansas still processes the film. Sadly, they will probably suffer once the last few rolls of Kodachrome roll through their developers.



Sure there is a unique quality to film, especially film like Kodachrome. Nice but its the end.



As far as the new age is concerned, today's cameras allow anyone to be a Steve McCurry. But McCurry told me once it wasn't easy being him. Airports all begin to look the same. Life isn't steady and its hell on relationships. Its nice to sit around Hawaii and wander the beaches with a camera. Romance is one thing, reality is another.

Friday, June 26, 2009

From Twitter



honoluluacademyPhotog coming to shoot ARTafterDARK for a Frommer's guidebook.
about 8 hours ago from web



I guess they meant me....

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Surprise Surprise!



Got Photo of the Day at Photo District News!
Thanks Wonderful Machine!


http://www.pdnphotooftheday.com/2009/06/1511

Monday, June 08, 2009

McFrankestein update June 8



Roughly six weeks after ordering McDonalds Chicken McNuggets and the subsequent discovery of a lost one behind the tele, I'd like to report on its status in its little zip lock bag.

The McNugget is now in a rigor mortis state. The flesh is stiff and hard to the touch yet oils seem to still seep out if its golden skin. The inside of the bag seems slightly oily.

When I open the ziplock, I smell McDonalds goodness.

Mc-odd, no?